Clownshoes: adj. – seeming ridiculous, completely out of place or proportion; utterly impractical.
It was impossible to research the new cookie law without developing a thorough hatred of it.
My original idea was to write two articles, arguing in favour and against the law. But as the hours passed I simply couldn’t abuse enough substances to make me say anything kinder than “well, at least they meant well”.
So screw it. Let’s give ‘em both barrels.

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