Some very geeky jokes for web developers

Yesterday was international joke day, and we filled our Facebook page & Twitter with some of the best (and possibly worst!) geeky jokes for web designers & developers. Here’s some of the best:

Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays

An SQL query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks: Mind if I join you?

Why did the web developer leave the restaurant? Because of the table layout

What's the most used language in programming? Profanity

Why did the geek add body { padding-top:1000px;} to his facebook page? Because he wanted to keep a low profile

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life

The best comment we got Daniel John Norman who said: “Great joke, I can’t wait for the SQL”. *groan!*

Funnily enough, we post stuff like this often on our Facebook page, so if you like this you really should like us on Facebook too.

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